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That great economic mind and expert on Russian affairs, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin warns the financial crisis could turn into another Great Depression if the government doesn’t do something. That certainly makes me feel better to know this.
Sen. Barack Obama is currently holding a news conference reacting to John McCain’s proposal that the presidential debate be put off so the senators can help deal with the nation’s fiscal mess. Obama sounds as if he would rather not postpone the debate. However, I think the campaigns — both campaigns, all campaigns — be postponed indefinitely. Let the candidates campaign from their front porches like in the olden days. That is, provided the candidates have a front porch. If they don’t, perhaps they can rent one.
Finally, I have a much clearer understanding now than earlier today of what the proposed bailout means to our country. The clarity came from none other than Sean (Mr. Excitement) Hannity. Riding back from the store this afternoon, I heard Hannity say that the $700 billion bailout is just an extension of the liberals’ vision of redistributing wealth. Yes, George W. “Gee Dubya” Bush, “Deadeye” Dick Cheney, Hank Paulson and all the White House gang, it turns out, are all a bunch of French-lovin’, Champagne-sippin’, Fellow-travelin’ socialists of the first order. Dang, I should have guessed it from the very start. Thanks for that insight Sean, ol’ buddy!