Planes, fires and cold, hard facts

An interesting Los Angeles Times article Tuesday points to dual cold-hard facts of life. The story by the Times’ Julie Cart and Bettina Boxall, unearths the revelation that these big air tankers one sees on TV or in real life dumping water or retardant upon wildfires are sometimes used for political show.

The article tells how right-wing Republican Rep. Duncan Hunter was frustrated when his area near San Diego, Calif., was going up in flames. Hunter, who under the GOP control of the House chaired the Armed Services Committee and failed in an attempt this year to gain the GOP presidential nomination, tried to persuade a U.S. Forest Service official to bring in air tankers to fight the fire. However, the official pointed out, quite prudently, that the winds at the time were too high and visibility was too poor in which the tankers could safely operate.

Hunter suggested the forest service official to call, on a private phone number Hunter had, then-Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Gen. Richard Myers. When the forestry guy declined, Hunter called Myers and, of course, tankers were on the way. That points out the other cold, hard fact of life: Power produces action.

Never mind that putting air tanker crews up in the air costs out the wazoo and flying in bad conditions endangers more lives. Having those giant planes up trailing pink dust behind it looks good to constituents of those such as Duncan Hunter. Political show and political power all wrapped up in one.

If you take that argument over the hill and around the bend you might just find the dirty little secret that I discovered when I worked as a firefighter. Sometimes, the act of putting out a fire itself is the more significant act than actually extinguishing the fire. For instance, sometimes it is more advantageous because of insurance considerations to just let a house burn rather than stop the fire and have a heavily damaged home.

But taxpayers don’t pay taxes for firemen to stand around, smoking cigarettes (yes, I used to do that but am happily 8 years removed from the habit), drinking water and the s**t while a home burns into nothing. Those same taxpayers don’t provide those bright, pretty fire trucks just so firefighters can drive them with lights and sirens blazing.

So there we have some cold, hard truths. What is the real bone in the biscuit here is when people such as Rep. Hunter use their power without consideration of the danger involved. Despite the PR aspect of it all politicians need to listen to the experts who do their job day in and day out rather than order others around like little toy soldiers. Of course, that brings out a third cold, hard fact: Politicians behaving sensibly is about as rare as Halley’s Comet.

No let up on mosquito battle

With high gasoline prices helping make for higher everything at least one important service to my area’s taxpayers will not falter. The Jefferson County (Texas) Mosquito Control District says they will not cut back on spraying for the biting devils despite increased prices in fuel, according to an article in our local Beaumont Enterprise.

When I first moved back here three years ago I was a little taken aback by the fast-moving, low-flying twin engine plane that delivers mosquito spray for the control district.

But knowing how this area is a magnet for mosquitoes and the fact that diseases like West Nile and malaria are no fun at all I am glad to see the mosquito plane and spray trucks especially after days such as those last week in which five inches of rain fell.

So knowing that the mosquito district is not cutting back definitely qualifies as good news. And that, of course, is better than bad news as well as being somewhat identical to no news at all. Is that crystal clear?

My sentiments exactly

This from a sticker on someone’s back windshield yesterday captures the essence of my feelings today:

“My Don’t Give a Damn is broken

Digits up

This afternoon I am boning up (pun intended)on hands. The primary reason is that a hand specialist (yes there are doctors who specialize in hands)told me that my ongoing thumb problem was a result of Stage 2 basal joint (thumb)arthritis. The tumble I took awhile back exacerbated the ongoing problems with pain, the doctor told me.

Like other osteoarthritic conditions this particular one is progressive and could eventually necessitate a joint replacement. Hopefully that is a ways away and right now I am wearing a nifty little thumb splint that was custom made by the bone and joint clinic.

I am unable to link at the moment but www.handuniversity.com (for real) has a lot of great information about hands and the like including great little pictures of joints with silicone joint replacements. So I guess if you get a basal joint replacement it’s called a “thumb job?” May be.

Once again, the Internet provides a great way to spend a Friday afternoon as I learn ever more about my infirmities. It sure beats sitting at home watching the “all-election-all-the-time” playing on cable. Why don’t we hold the elections on Labor Day and just get the damn thing over? I like politics as much as the next person but it just is getting to be a little too much.

Okay. That was my rant for the day.

I personally thank Rep. Poe (and pigs will fly)

My, not mine personally, congressional member Republican Rep. Ted Poe of Humble, Texas, sent me an e-mail today wanting my opinion about legislation he filed. Mind you, he wasn’t personally sending it to me personally no doubt because he is usually too busy with personally chasing off illegal Mexicans and appearing on Fox News and Lou Dobbs. And personally I wouldn’t want to seek the opinion of someone who uses personally more than once in a paragraph. But, hey he asked me.

Rep. Poe wanted to know how I felt about legislation he put in the hopper that would lift the moratorium on offshore drilling “and provide an incentive for coastal states by allowing them to share in the revenues from oil and gas leases off their shores.”

Now, technically speaking, he really didn’t ask my opinion because the only possible answers were:

“Yes”

“No, they will continue to depend on Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama to do all the work.”

“Unsure”

Obviously Mr. Poe didn’t leave the possibility for an open-ended “no” nor even a “not no but hell no.” So really the congressman was asking a trick question even though my true opinion is a complexly-qualified “yes.”

I suggest that if the good congressman really wants his constituents’ opinions he will genuinely ask for them and not just ask questions with the answers he wants. But then again I am sure he is much too busy stirring up animosity over immigration on right-wing talk radio and TV to contemplate little old my opinion. So I suppose I should thank him for taking time to e-mail me, even though some staffer probably did or even some machine. So, thanks, personally.