Dude! This pizza tastes just like condoms.
It seems as if the pizza guy just misspoke. Domino’s Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan said that strict Catholic principles will not have to abided by to live in the Florida town he is building. Monaghan — no doubt a crusty religious guy — had said earlier that the town he was building around Ave Maria University would be devoid of porno magazines, condoms and original sin. The American Civil Liberties Union threatened to sue the pepperoni off his pizza, although I don’t know if that was a factor in his backtracking.
I wonder if this means the Domino’s in Ava Maria will deliver porn and condoms with your pizza?