U.S. forces capture doughy terrorist in Iraq

“And it was here that the Doughboy surrendered to Special Forces soldiers … “

Intelligence gained from the raid that killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi led U.S. Special Forces on Friday to capture the wanted terrorist known as the Pillsbury Doughboy. The Army’s super-secret Delta Force raided a village outside Baghdad and found Doughboy inside a shack hiding out with some local baqlawa, described by an Army spokesman as the Iraqi equivalent of a baklava.

The doughboy came out with his hands up, letting loose a very robust: “Hee-hee.” He surrendered to the Special Force unit without incident. Army officials say the doughboy is being examined by doctors prior to his being transferred to prison. He is thought to be suffering from hardening due to his time in the Iraqi sun.

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