Uses for a thesaurus on a bad day


I kind of feel like this fellow today.
To say things aren’t going well for me today is an understatement. Someone broke in line in front of me at the store today and I beat her unmercifully with a rack full of “Weekly World News.” By the way, I like the WWN’s online story this week about a soda jerk who lives up to his name.

Actually, I didn’t beat someone at the store with a rack of tabloids. I haven’t even been to the store today. I was just making that up to illustrate the point that I don’t feel well today and things are going to s**t.

So ‘scuse me while I tend to the rest of my day that has turned:

abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awe-inspiring, awesome, awful, bad, beastly, dangerous, desperate, dire, disastrous, disturbing, dread, dreaded, dreadful, extreme, fearful, frightful, ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, ful, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrid, horrifying, inconvenient, loathsome, monstrous, obnoxious, odious, offensive, petrifying, poor, repulsive, revolting, rotten, serious, severe, shocking, unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome, vile.

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