What’s up with The Donald’s Slavic-Georgian Sandwich?

Donald Trump was in the news this week probably more than the future king of England whose royal marriage was televised all over the place today. The Donald has been saying some crazy stuff, even more so than normal. But inspired by all the conspiracy theorists who might have inspired Mr. Trump to join the Obama birther conspiracy bandwagon, I have thought about one of my own conspiracies.

What if Trump is colluding with Obama? What if Obama struck a deal to make Trump, Secretary of Commerce or head of the Fed, in exchange for Trump running for president? Crazy? Crazy like a fox. Listening to some of the baloney  The Donald is spewing there is no way that man will become president. He might become dictator, but not president. I don’t think.

You can create your very own The Donald conspiracy. Just look at some of the business deals (real estate, airline, vodka, etc.) Trump has tested and failed. And his marriages: One American beauty named Marla Maples from Georgia  in between two other beauties who were both born in then-Communist Block countries — Ivana born in Czechoslovakia and Melania from Yugoslavia — formed Trump’s Slavic-Georgian Sandwich. If you can’t get a conspiracy out of that then you don’t have your tin foil thinking cap on. C’mon, get creative with those conspiracy theories involving the Donald. Der Kommisar’s in town uh-oh!