Pathologically prevaricating presidents? That’s the ticket. Not.

It seems little should be left for the presidential campaigns to accomplish at this juncture so close to Tuesday and the General Election. The exception perhaps might be Mitt Romney continuing his Tommy Flanagan shtick.

You don’t remember Tommy Flanagan? Maybe the name will ring a bell when you think of the late 1980s catchphrase: “That’s the ticket!” Flanagan was the Jon Lovitz on character on Saturday Night Live who introduced himself as a member of ” Pathological Liars Anonymous” and would commence outrageous untruths such as a recurring lie that he was married to Morgan Fairchild.

Romney is not, of course, the first presidential candidate to prevaricate. There are fewer candidates who come to mind with such a robust flair for lying. Romney has served more whoppers than Burger King. The latest stray from the truth, to be quite kind, is a tale foisted upon Ohio voters through advertising that major manufacturer Jeep plans to move its operation from the Buckeye State to China. Gaulberto Ranieri, a senior vice president for corporate communications, wrote in an Oct. 25 blog post on Chrysler’s website:

“It is a leap that would be difficult even for professional circus acrobats.”

As is the case with many lies spun by the Romney campaign with refusal to come clean, even when clear evidence presents itself, the Jeep lie persists even though it has been debunked by the Chrysler CEO whose corporation owns the brand.

Many political observers have noted that if hypocrisy was criminal much of the Republican party, and yes politicians in general, would be locked up. Still, I have to wonder how the well-placed Latter Day Saints church member Romney fares with those of his own faith when it comes to the governor’s seemingly pathological lying.

I have only known a few Mormons well but most of those were very fair-minded and kind individuals. Greed and blind ambition are not desires I normally associate with those of the LDS church. Clean and eager, young bicycle-riding men in white short-sleeve shirts with ties, yes. Covetousness, no.

There are passages I have found out in the wide expanses of the Internet that makes the case for Mormons lying when a greater good is involved. One particular thesis is quite long but I present it if you care to sift through it.

Whether a higher power is reason enough for so many political falsehoods by Romney, I am not qualified to say. And I don’t know about the LDS church but I do know lying is frowned upon in “The Ten Commandments” even though the older scriptures frame it as not bearing false witness against one’s neighbor. Hey, if it’s your neighbor you can lie. Everyone else … Even I am not so shallow as to believe that.

If you vote and read this, you may have already voted. If not, it’s just more food for thought. I think most people who understand laws of civility realize lying is just not a very good act, whether one is religious or not. If the discourse delivered by one who seeks the presidency of the United States seems on the side of pathological prevarication, then something is indeed troubling about it.

 

Letting my poor words rest

Best are sometimes when a writer leaves what he or she has penned to rest so that the piece does not get up and walk away by itself in the dark.

This is one of these times.

If the written words have not disappeared come tomorrow then perhaps the collective thoughts will appear for the world to see. If not, then not.

 

Back in the saddle again

Welcome back. I say that I know not why other than the fact I finally have a laptop on which to bang upon. Well, not literally bang upon. I’ve grown rather tired of paying for new laptops although it is a fact that I needed a new laptop and not merely wanted one. I neither needed nor particularly wanted a new smart phone — I have had one for a week now — although the net cost per month will not be exceedingly more. Plus, in the past week or so I was growing weary of lacking a computer. The iPhone did in a pinch.

Staying home with little to do on vacation time and with fewer resources to do nothing I have come to realize that I need to once again make money as a writer. It has been too long that I have done so and even though my part-time job takes up nearly as many hours as a full-time one a differential in pay does exist.

If, in the future that you find me spending less time here, it certainly does’t mean that I don’t love you anymore. Or any less. Although, I don’t suppose I could have spent much less time here in the past couple of weeks.

Best of luck to all my friends in the northeast where Sandy is howling down upon that area!

Sick, sick, sick of it

Bill Clinton was in town last night but he didn’t stop by to see me. The former president did mix and mingle with about 3,500 folks at the Lamar University baseball field, according to local media reports. The visit wasn’t about the presidential race though. Clinton was here to get out votes for Democrat Nick Lampson who is running in the Texas 14th Congressional District contest.

If you’ve read this blog before you might have heard of Lampson. He is the former county tax assessor-collector here in Jefferson County and served twice in Congress. Twice the Democrat has served in Congress, once representing the district that had long been held by the infamous dancing crook Tom DeLay.

 Lampson is in what some polls show as a dead-heat right now, much like polls that characterize the presidential race in the same manner. I don’t like it, these close-as-cousin races. I used to like the excitement of a close race as long as it was for candidates with whom I had a marginal relationship. I also don’t mind my favorite football teams playing close, at least until they gear up for a comeback.

I’ve grown tired of the closeness, or at least perceived closeness of this presidential election. It’s non-stop election everywhere you look on cable and very few humorous TV commercials are presented, showing that we have become a nation that has lost its humor as well as its mind (I’m refer to a recent propensity over the years of electing dunderheaded Republicans to high office.)

Yes, I t hink I can finally say that I am sick and tired of this s**t. I will leave the letters blanked even though I think the president deserves to call a bullshitter a bullshitter every now and then! Oh and spare me the outrage you self-righteous sons of bitches. Yeah, I talk to you Ari Fleshier! Ari was noting his disdain for the president’s off-color remark while the illustrious VP with whom Ari dropped the “F-bomb” on a distinguished U.S. Senator on the Senate floor. So there!

Technoversity

Earlier in the week I obtained a new iPhone since my discount for a new phone contract had come around. It’s kind of handy, especially since it might be next week before my new laptop arrives. Then there is all that BS — retrieving sites and programs and whatnot — with which to contend.

Things have been trying enough dealing with a new “smart phone” for one whose technical ability is probably on the edge of the universe compared to those who have worked with technology for a long time.

The term “smart phone” may not quite fall into the oxymoron category but learning mostly by trial and error makes the operator of a new iPhone makes one feel as if they are anything but smart. With my phone came a midget of a charger: a little plug with a USB cord. The package also included an earpiece. A paper booklet printed in several languages containing warranties and safety warnings could also be found in the phone package.

The most useless accompaniment was a pictured brochure giving the barest of information on the phone. Sure, you can find your way to a full-blown manual once you’ve managed navigation of the Safari browser that the phone included. Unfortunately, even the manuals written these day are penned as if the reader is already a tech genius, or a psychic, one might suppose.

The iPhone has a hell of a camera, a 5 megapixel one with an easy to use video. Once I master that part of the gizmo, I suppose I  could go shoot video for the local TV stations. At least stations that pay. Sorry, I am by trade a journalist so I don’t go giving my craft away for free. I wish some associates in my union would understand that. Well, the cameras aren’t THAT good but they seem to shoot a might better than anything I have owned except my current digital shooter.

My time here at the PL (public library) is quickly running out, so I suppose I should do a quick proof and publish. If something is erroneous, I will just have to fix it later on. I am really ready for my new laptop. Have I said that in the last hour?