Howdy folks! We down here in the Lone Star State are having us a Republican debate shortly, out there at the University of Houston! Whatever happens tonight, be prepared for Texas Sen. Ted Cruz to speak with an exaggerated Texan drawl, maybe mixed in with a few words en español. Then watch as Florida Sen. Marco Rubio pepper Cruz in a Spanish-style inquisition to which the not-so-fluent Spanish-speaking Cuban-Canadian will only shake his head.
Meanwhile, Rubio’s posse is gearing up for the possibility of a brokered convention. That will be more fun than when the dog ate baby brother!
As for Trump, who the hell knows what he will say. He is likely to say something about building a wall and having Mexico pay for it. Although, one might guess that is not playing well south of the Border. As former Mexican President Vicente Fox said in an interview today: “I declare: I’m not going to pay for that f***ing wall,” Fox said. “He should pay for it. He’s got the money.” Truer words were never spoken, at least by a Mexican politico.
Fun galore tonight at the University of Houston on CNN. Even The Wolf Blitzer will get in on the act as moderator. Maybe he will reveal tonight just how does one blitz a wolf? Puzzling.
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