Whether or not Hurricane Gustav will hit my little corner of the Upper Texas Coast or not at least the politicians are determined not to let the storm slip up on them, or so it would seem.
Texas Gov. Rick “Goodhair” Perry has issued a pre-emptive disaster declaration for more than 60 Texas counties while Gustav is still cruising around Jamaica (Mon!) And I understand Louisiana Gov. Mathatma “Bobby” Jindal has done something similar.
Meanwhile, who knows what havoc TS and possible Hurricane Hannah might pull if it arrives on the East Coast near the time of Gustav hitting the Gulf Coast. That’s a lot of wind. It’s kind of like all that wind coming from the presidential race.