A short so long for Ted Kennedy

Since most of my friends and rel­a­tives think that my lib­eral ten­den­cies run just a lit­tle to the left of Uncle Joe Stalin, I thought I would sur­prise them with a very short post not­ing the death of the “Lib­eral Lion” Sen. Edward Kennedy.

Ted Kennedy was the sec­ond Kennedy brother of John F. who never made it to the cov­eted pres­i­dency. That worked out okay for peo­ple on both sides of the polit­i­cal spec­trum. The right didn’t get the lib­eral Kennedy brother as pres­i­dent. The left and cen­ter got a pretty damn good leg­is­la­tor and one hell of an ora­tor of the likes one never sees any­more in Con­gress. Byrd was an old-time ora­tor but he has just become too old to do the job. I’m sorry to say.

Ted Kennedy had his faults like all human beings. He wasn’t a good dri­ver to say the least. But he was a tough old bird who did a lot of good for a lot of people.

If you didn’t like him or can’t find some­thing for which to admire him, I’m sorry. I can find good in even the sor­ri­est indi­vid­u­als on Earth with maybe the excep­tion of Ann Coul­ter, Rush Lim­baugh, Michelle Malkin, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Han­nity … Oh, Lim­baugh does a good impres­sion of a pig run­ning around with a stick in his mouth when he inserts a cigar. My uncle used to say when he would see some­one smok­ing a cigar: “I guess it’s going to rain. I see a pig run­ning around with a stick in his mouth.” You had to be there.

So there is my short eulogy for Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., the late. Rest in peace.