Bob Novack smells of lawsuits

It’s a rainy Wednesday in B-town. (Beaumont, Texas and I know of no one who calls it B-Town) We are getting a “beneficial” effect of Hurricane Dolly while the folks in the Rio Grande Valley are getting an overabundance.

“Beneficial” has become quite the buzz word lately in everything from rainfall to cow manure. I don’t know when that happened, meaning the birth of that particular buzz word. I suppose I am guilty as the rest of using buzz words but I like to ridicule them too. But then some people think I am a narcissist.

Speaking of narcissist, check out the NY Daily News story here about conservative hack Bob Novack running over a D.C. pedestrian. I don’t see much humor in that as in, well, just sadness and I am sure the pedestrian didn’t see any humor in that. I guess that would make him a pedestrian pedestrian.

Pedestrian:
adjective
1. lacking wit or imagination; “a pedestrian movie plot”
noun
1. a person who travels by foot

Just shoot me.

Don T. Boone is not just tilting at windmills

For several weeks now I have seen TV commercials featuring Texas oilman T. Boone Pickens in which he is touting some kind of bold, new energy initiative involving wind power, natural gas and biofuel.

Today I finally took a look at the plan and must say I am impressed, but then, it doesn’t take much to impress me. The wind part is the most imaginative portion, to me at least. Pickens believes we can build a corridor of wind farms from Texas to North Dakota that could generate 20 percent of the nation’s electricity. The cost would be a mere $1 trillion plus another $200 billion to construct the capacity for transmission from the wind farms to the cities.

“That’s a lot of money,” says Pickens on his Web site, “but it’s a one-time cost. And compared to the $700 billion we spend on foreign oil every year, it’s a bargain.”

You aren’t just whistling “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” that’s a lot of money.

The T. Boone, as I shall refer to him henceforth, also points to the use of natural gas as the automobile fuel of choice due to its more than adequate abundance in the U.S. and its ability to power up autos with some 23-30 percent less greenhouse gas than diesel and gasoline respectively.

I have to say that certain aspects of The T. Boone’s plan do sound enticing and certainly interesting. Like many others these days, I think that it is going to take some sort of dramatic, “Man to the Moon” kind of plan to free us from our expensive and dangerous foreign oil jones.
But also after seeing the Pickens Plan I sort of get a feeling like “Is this all there is?”


Since I think the phrase: “the devil’s in the details” is extremely trite, I shall ljust say for now about the initiative that the fight is in the dog or perhaps, the West Nile is in the ‘skeeter. Check out The T. Boone’s plan and see for your ownself.

Hello Dolly!

As TS Dolly churns over the Southern Gulf of Mexico many of those of us who live on the Gulf coast keep a watchful eye on the storm to see if we need to start buying massive amounts of supplies at the last minute.

Each year I say I am going to assemble a hurricane kit and since going through two hurricanes in the last three years I still haven’t put such a kit together. I know I should possess at least some basic supplies, and I do. I have knives, tools, canned goods, a digital camera, somewhat operable laptop and power converters so I can operate these and other electronic products from my truck if necessary. Oh and flashlights. My late friend Waldo Miller, who thought you couldn’t have enough flashlights or that those lights could never be too enormous, would roll over in his grave if I didn’t have at least one Maglite around. Fortunately, I do.

The problem with hurricanes is that, although areas get plenty of early warning a storm is out and about, one doesn’t always have the certainty of if and when that storm will actually hit where the forecasters say it will hit.

Right now the National Hurricane Center puts the center of Dolly’s “3-Day Cone” of Guesstimation somewhere around Brownsville, Texas.

But when you start reading the language of the forecasters in their storm discussions, you see where they never seem to say things like: “It’s going to hit the Piggly Wiggly on Fourth and Main in Downtown La Feria, Texas, By God!” For instance, they say of Dolly today:

DOLLY IS STILL MOVING RATHER QUICKLY…300/16…TO THE SOUTH OF A
MID-LEVEL RIDGE OVER THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES. ALL OF THE
DYNAMICAL S FORECAST THIS RIDGE TO GRADUALLY WEAKEN DURING THE
NEXT FEW DAYS…RESULTING IN TRACK GUIDANCE SHOWING A SIGNIFICANT
SLOWING OF THE FORWARD MOTION AS THE CYCLONE PROCEEDS INTO THE
WESTERN GULF … THERE ARE VERY RELIABLE S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE OFFICIAL
TRACK…SO IT IS IMPORTANT NOT TO FOCUS ON THE EXACT LOCATION OF
LANDFALL IMPLIED BY THE OFFICIAL TRACK.

That’s right. Don’t EVEN focus on the exact location of landfall because it probably won’t fall where they say it will right now. Rita was first forecast for near this current area in which the storm supposedly will hit. Then they predicted around Corpus Christi, then Surfside, followed by Galveston. It actually made landfall between Cameron, La. and Sabine Pass, Texas. Granted Rita was on a much different track from Dolly, but the fact remains I woke up early that Thursday morning to the word of a mandatory evacuation from Jefferson County and left about 8 that night, a bit more than 24 hours before we got pounded with about the same intensity at the place where I evacuated to as from where I escaped.

So, just go with the flow. Don’t get too complacent until it’s way on shore and headed in the opposite direction from you. Oh, and good luck with having enough money for gas to get you out of town. This public service message was brought to you by your local chapter of the Pessimist Club, our motto being: “I would’ve gone to the meetings but I was afraid no one else would show up!”

You might get your coffee elsewhere

Starbucks has released a list of more than 600 stores throughout the U.S. on which it plans to unplug. These poorly performing, company-owned stores are located in 44 different states with California and Texas losing the most.

The good news is that apparently none of the stores are to be closed here in Beaumont, Texas, the shining city by the Neches. It is good news because I dislike the thought of someone losing their job especially in my back yard. Otherwise, however, I have to be *Rhetticent and say: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”

*Rhetticent — A combination from the word “reticent” which means taciturn, quiet or uncommunicative, and the name Rhett, as in Rhett Butler from “Gone With the Wind” (the movie.) Clever, eh?? Oh what do you know?

One must wonder if Starbucks would have found themselves in such a position had they not strategically placed their outlets on each street corner of every American city? It is kind of like when I go in the mall and I see five different stores offering Sprint cellular services. How do they make money? Well, that’s a big mystery even though I work with a bunch of economists. But unfortunately I have never thought to ask their opinions on the matter, or most anything else not related to work. Oh well, my loss.

Have a great weekend. And if your Starbucks bails on you, try Dunkin’ Donuts, or better yet, make your own damn coffee.

No chicken feed for Gov. Goodhair

These days I have not had an ample chance to read some of my fave blogs such as the always lively In the Pink Texas, jobsanger and Capitol Annex. Checking out Vince Leibowitz’ Capitol Annex today I found the interesting tidbit about which I had heard a little on radio news yesterday concerning East Texas chicken magnate Bo Pilgrim flying our pretty boy Texas governor Rick “Goodhair” Perry around.

Pilgrim, a drawling geezer who dresses in TV commercials wearing pilgrim getups, is of course no stranger to handing out his fiscal goodies to pols in order to curry favor. That is not to be confused with curry chicken for favors. This is the man who once doled out $10,000 checks on the floor of the Texas Capitol. He otherwise is always stirring something up to get his way as this old Austin weekly story tells.

Jobsanger also has an interesting post today about some right-wingers wanting anti-bullying laws beaten because bullies often target gays and lesbians. Go figure.

And since I mentioned In the Pink Texas, just check it out for GP. Eillen and her faithful readers always have something akin to madness which may tickle a liberal (or maybe an occasionally conservative) funny bone.